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Edward;
10; When you’re making valentine cards, ask if he wants one with glitter.
9; Tell you saw Bella kissing Jake.
8; Ask if he likes porn.
7; Constantly sing ‘Like a Virgin’ by Madonna, whenever he’s near.
6; Tell him Bella is actually lesbian. Videotape the reaction.
5; Ask if the summer vacation is going to Italy.
4; Whenever he smiles, faint.
3; When he smiles to waitresses, punch him in his head and say: “Bad Edward, bad!”
2; Tell that Mike’s coming over for lunch.
1; Put a picture of Rosalie naked as his wallpaper on his computer. Videotape the reaction.
10; When you’re making valentine cards, ask if he wants one with glitter.
9; Tell you saw Bella kissing Jake.
8; Ask if he likes porn.
7; Constantly sing ‘Like a Virgin’ by Madonna, whenever he’s near.
6; Tell him Bella is actually lesbian. Videotape the reaction.
5; Ask if the summer vacation is going to Italy.
4; Whenever he smiles, faint.
3; When he smiles to waitresses, punch him in his head and say: “Bad Edward, bad!”
2; Tell that Mike’s coming over for lunch.
1; Put a picture of Rosalie naked as his wallpaper on his computer. Videotape the reaction.
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10 Ways To Annoy Alice Cullen
1. Ask her to watch your future and then make as many different decisions as possible so she keeps seeing different visions.
2. Tease her about being so tiny.
3. Beg her to tell you every detail of your future life, from how many kids you're going to have to when you're going to die. When she explains that it doesn't work that way, tell her she's a phony fortune teller.
4. Jump out at her from around a corner, then ask if she knew it was coming.
5. Bet against her on everything.
6. Whenever she doesn't agree to do something you tell her, threaten to scratch up her pretty little Porshe.
7. Flirt with Jasper constantly right in front of h
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10 Ways To Annoy Edward Cullen
1. Set his cellphone ringtone to "(The Bad Touch)-Discovery Channel" by The Bloodhound Gang.
2. Ask him what he thinks really happened between Bella and Jacob all those times she insisted on visiting La Push.
3. Make him a fake profile on Chemistry.com. Give his cell phone number to every girl interested in him.
4. Picture yourself naked.
5. Flirt with him endlessly and insist that he can bite your pillows and bruise your body all he wants.
6. Take a picture of him and tape it to a "40-Year Old Virgin" poster. Cross out "40" and put "104." Hang it on his locker.
7. Tell him there was a hidden camera recording every thing that happened o
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10 Ways to annoy Edward Cullen
10 ways to annoy Edward
1. (when Nessie is a teenager) When Renesmee and Jacob come home from school and get out of Edwards sight, picture Renesmee making out with Jake on her bed. Then look at him an say 'oh, love can be so beautiful' Don't be surprised if he actually runs to her room like he's being chased by the Voturi.
2. Call the Volturi and say Edward would love to join them on two simple conditions. One; They have to kill Bella, because she annoys him and claims Renesmee too much and two: that they make him walk around in a bright pink tutu so he can "relax" every now and then.
3. Ask him to drive you to the other side of the world.
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