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10 ways to annoy Edward Cullen

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Edward;

10; When you’re making valentine cards, ask if he wants one with glitter.

9; Tell you saw Bella kissing Jake.

8; Ask if he likes porn.

7; Constantly sing ‘Like a Virgin’ by Madonna, whenever he’s near.

6; Tell him Bella is actually lesbian. Videotape the reaction.

5; Ask if the summer vacation is going to Italy.

4; Whenever he smiles, faint.

3; When he smiles to waitresses, punch him in his head and say: “Bad Edward, bad!”

2; Tell that Mike’s coming over for lunch.

1; Put a picture of Rosalie naked as his wallpaper on his computer. Videotape the reaction.
Edward, everybody! I think it would annoy him o_O
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